Fruit and Veg Shortage Cripple South, North Says as Long As the Pies Keep Flowing We'll Be Fine...

 Yep, I recon the North will sail through the fruit and veg shortage just fine.

A shortage of Peppers? What are they for anyway?

Tomatoes? You get them in a tin anyway, don't you?

Broccoli and Cauliflower? Only Southern ponces eat those.

As long as the Potatoes keep coming for the hotpots and the meat and potato pies, then it'll be reet.