Pssst! Wanna be a spy?

Apply here:

http://jobs.guardian.co.uk/job/823343/operational-officer?RSSSearch=54809858&gusrc=gu_jobs_box_Comment%20is%20free&link=Comment%20is%20free_jbx_vac

I love how the jobs spec goes on about integrity and being ethical. FFS this is MI6 we're talking about: you're a spy! Integrity be damned, ethics, get the feck outa here! Its a nasty, bad world we live in and if you aren't able to be as nasty or as bad as the next guy, he'll fuck you over!

Of course in the end we all know that their choice of staff will be ear-wet graduates fresh out of Uni with fuck all idea how the world works nor how to work to the best interests of the country, but will be able to attend endless meetings where fuck all is decided.