Of all the things that will cause the British to riot over the summer, I have found the spark that lights the flame. The fact that Starmer is banning the smoky bacon flavouring.
Brits love Bacon. They Love crisps. They adore smoky bacon flavour crisps. Of all the privations put upon us by the government: high inflation, high energy prices, two-tier justice, the thing that will bring down the government will be their actions banning smoky bacon crisps. This is one step to far.
Time to riot chaps!
I've even got the war cry:
"They may take our freedom of speech, but they can't take our Smokey Bacon Crisps!"
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