The Curious Cases of The Male Model Terrorists.

Rather curiously, it turns out the people firebombing the previous property of our beloved Prime Minister (yes, I'm being sarcastic), turn out to be a bunch of Ukrainian male models. 

Now, the question has to be asked, were these guys disgruntled rent boys upset because Starmer didn't pay a bill, were they sent by Zelensky's side to extort more money and weapons out of the UK, or were they sent by the Russian side, thereby proving that Russian intel on the West is about 5 years out of date? 

It's all a very curious affair indeed.