Friday 6 January 2023

Harry the Ginger Whinger Keeps Complaining About Stuff That All Families Do...

So more "Revelations" from Harry the Ginger Whinger about the Royal Family.

He and his brother had a scrap. Er, big deal, me and my brother had the odd tussle as well. It happens in families.

Charles kept asking if Harry was his kid: Er, we all know the answer to that, and credit to Charles he probably knew the truth decades ago, but still brought him up as his own child.

If the Royal Family were truly evil, Charles could cut Harry off and point him to his real father and say "Go sponge off him".

There are a lot darker things that happen in families. Was he killed by a relative? Was he raped by a relative?

Nope. He was given all the privileges afforded the Royal Family, but it still wasn't enough.

Well, it was enough until Megan arrived on the scene. Then it wasn't. 

It really is bad form for Harry to keep badmouthing his family. Shit happens in families all the time. Harry's revelations are really a bunch of so-what?-ness. Hardly the sort of shock revelations that the people that paid him money for the interviews were hoping for I guess. And that's the crux of the this: the seediness, badmouthing your family for money. Harry should know better.

But I suspect the motivation for the vitriol wasn't Harry initially. I suspect it was Megan. I suspect she saw a bunch of money for interviews and then a book deal and possibly a film as well. 

It's all very "American". 

And that's the telling thing: Brits don't wash their laundry in public. We certainly don't disrespect our families for money. I suspect Harry wouldn't be doing this except for the influence of his Mrs.

Bad form Harry, bad form. 

Grow some balls for Christ's sake. Sort your life and your Mrs out. Otherwise it will end up toxic. 

My prediction is it will end up that Harry will eventually leave Megan, or Megan will leave Harry once the notoriety, fame and money-making abilities of Harry start to wane. Some premise will be engineered, like he beat her out of frustration with the Royals, or something like that. 

She'll get her wish of a never-ending money train as Harry pays to support her and the kids. 

The only question is would the Royal Family take him back into their fold once he's burnt his bridges with them and he's left Megan. Where will he have left to go?

What actual qualifications has Harry got, other than being a former Prince Harry? 

Looking in the cupboard, it's pretty bare. No talent, no charisma, no charm, no knowledge, no experience. Better watch out Harry, the scrapheap beckons. Really soon. 

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