No Cuts for the Political Elite

It seems those in government don't fancy sharing the pain the rest of are suffering because of their actions.

Nope, they couldn't bear to part with their wine cellar.

So the Champagne will still flow for the Socialists and there'll be plenty of full-bodied Claret for the Tories.

I don't know about the Lib-Dems. I'm sure they'll settle for something from Tesco or Asda if the Tories tell them to.