Whats So Good About Twitter?

I keep hearing Labour politicians using Twitter as the new buzzword, as if it will somehow miraculously make them cool, hip and electable.

No it won't you fucktards!

12 years of shite policies have condemned you to the wilderness, not a lack of internet savvy.

Twitter is shit anyway, I've had a look and its just a bunch of people setting up accounts for self-aggrandisement while hangers-on fawn over their every word....

Ah, now I see why Policticians love it....