Depopulation.

Well, there aren't enough jobs, too many people and the 65 years of peace we've had in Europe haven't brought about lasting prosperity.

So, what can be done? The only choice I think is to have a bloody good European war, like our grandparents did.

Greece are well along the way to having a ruck, everyone hates the Germans because they're doing so well, nobody like France because they're well... French. The Irish might not stay so neutral this time, possibly wanting to throw a kick or two in Belgium's direction, which should be easy as Belgium can't even organise a government. The Eastern European countries will run back to mother Russia, hopefully ending the glut of immigrants.

The bad news is Britain doesn't have the status it used to have, so we might have to forego our role as European saviour this time and I doubt America would be that bothered about Europe this time round. Bloody good job if you ask me, because over the last 65 years the countries we liberated in WW2 have been less than grateful. Let them fight it out amongst themselves this time. Although we might send in a brigade of "fighting chavs" to stir things up a bit. We could even get them to kick it off for us.