Today's Royal Wedding: Who gives a Monkeys?

As the nation basks in an expensive historical irrelevant sideshow today, spare a thought for those people, like me who have to work during the whole bank holiday. No legally sanctioned national holiday this, so employers have no obligation to allow the day off.

So mine haven't. No day off, time and a half, double time, nor time in lieu. Our employers have deigned this to be just an ordinary working day for us plebs.

To those that get the day off, I hope it pisses down of the lot of ya! Then possibly I woun't feel as hard done by as I did today as visitor after visitor joyfully expressed how they weren't working on this supposed "joyful" occasion.

I shall not be joyful until 6pm.