Worlds Biggest Speed Hump Bid Successful.

It seems Valentine's Day was earmarked for Britain's bid to create the worlds biggest speed hump.

And it was done in style, the driver of the Tarmac lorry flipping it onto it's side and landing on top of a car whilst expertly delivering his load across all three lanes of the motorway.

Its yet to be confirmed as the Worlds Highest Speed Speed Hump as its uncertain whether anyone drove over it at motorway speed, health and safety refusing to allow further stunts as it was unclear if anyone would survive the subsequent landing.

Surrey commuters on the M3 commented they were happy that at long last some new tarmac had been laid on the road surface and they were hoping for a smoother ride in future.