Just Think:

 If a fraction of the 9 billion pounds a year we spend on overseas aid was actually spent here at home in the UK, we'd be able to pay pensioner's heating bills and have all the snowploughs, salt and grit we'd ever need ready to roll.

Oi, Cameron and Clegg! Stop pissing money abroad to corrupt foreign cronies you fucking tossers! I've had enough, SORT IT OUT NOW!